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~~IS ANYONE SURPRISED BY THIS PROBABLY NOT.~~

HEY GUUUUUUYS IT'S LAURA, currently here with Jesse Pinkman (

cowhouse)... But here's another little douchebag with a J name:

I'll be dumping Jean of ~~Misery: The Anime~~ Attack on Titan fame all up in here, because Wonderland's stables are looking a little empty. You're welcome.

I'm probably gonna be introing him during this event as a visitor/former student who transferred to another school or something like that, so if anyone needs a a blunt-ass jock douche in their character's life... I am more than happy to provide. Feel free to hit me up here or on plurk at

shichiloaf if that's something you're interested in!

Canon wise... Jean is the whiniest badass u know. He's a very capable soldier, but he's also not shy about pointing out how much everything blows and is pretty much the dude going "we're so fucked" at least once per arc. Bert sweats, Jean whines, the sun comes up and goes down, etc. He's a good kid, though, and since I'm taking him from later on in the manga he's mellowed somewhat from what I could have subjected you all to.

ANYWAY YES HELLO COME TO ME, EWAY. <3

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What a dork. I love him. T~T

Such a fucking dork I can't even handle it.

OH NO JEAN YOU'RE PRECIOUS

Hahaha hiiiiii Jean! Ahhh /rolls around in titan cast

Armiiiiin~

It was a valiant effort but I couldn't resist. NO REGRETS.

I am in love with the monster I've had hand in creating, it is the best monster!!! Can't wait until Thursday and you can properly introduce and Jean can whine and complain because it is what he is best at.

FRIENDS WITH THE MONSTER THAT'S UNDER YOOOOUR BED~ No but really, I'm pretty stoked for this craziness.

Lmao Jean is just gonna be like Um. DAFUQ IS HAPPENING HERE WHAT THE HELL, promptly followed by copious amounts of This Sucks™. You don't understand, his life is just so hard.....

Oh yeah, living in a giant opulent mansion with stuff like plumbing and electricity HOW TERRIBLE, JEAN.

Getting kidnapped is Eren's job gdi he didn't sign up for this shit >>>>>:{

(no but really I am so pleased to have a character who doesn't know technology, he's gonna wtf so hard about so much......)

I wanted to make a horse joke, but you made like ten already.

HI I'M MARIE! So happy to see more castmates!

Eyyyyy! Captaaaaaaaaaaain~ <3 Very excited to join you guys!

...And there can never be too many horse jokes idk what you're talking about

Oh wow. This person has incredibly bad taste in muses. I feel sorry for them-- I mean HI THERE.

NO REALLY THOUGH JEAN IS GREAT AND YOU ARE GREAT FOR BRINGING HIM IN. The name's Argus and I'm looking forward to playing with you!

I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.

Also ugh yes, super stoked for this! Our boys definitely need to be dumbasses at each other asap, oh man...

Yep! All of the dumbassery - it shall be theirs.

As far as the current AU event goes... Jean is a jock, right? What sport does he play? Eren's on the soccer team, so if he's a soccer jock, they used to be teammates! And if not, the two of them can always argue about which sport is superior.