+1 mighty steed

[lipizzaner]

IS ANYONE SURPRISED BY THIS PROBABLY NOT.

HEY GUUUUUUYS IT'S LAURA, currently here with Jesse Pinkman (cowhouse)... But here's another little douchebag with a J name:



I'll be dumping Jean of Misery: The Anime Attack on Titan fame all up in here, because Wonderland's stables are looking a little empty. You're welcome.

I'm probably gonna be introing him during this event as a visitor/former student who transferred to another school or something like that, so if anyone needs a a blunt-ass jock douche in their character's life... I am more than happy to provide. Feel free to hit me up here or on plurk at shichiloaf if that's something you're interested in!

Canon wise... Jean is the whiniest badass u know. He's a very capable soldier, but he's also not shy about pointing out how much everything blows and is pretty much the dude going "we're so fucked" at least once per arc. Bert sweats, Jean whines, the sun comes up and goes down, etc. He's a good kid, though, and since I'm taking him from later on in the manga he's mellowed somewhat from what I could have subjected you all to.

ANYWAY YES HELLO COME TO ME, EWAY. <3

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[cowhouse]

FRIENDS WITH THE MONSTER THAT'S UNDER YOOOOUR BED~ No but really, I'm pretty stoked for this craziness.

Lmao Jean is just gonna be like Um. DAFUQ IS HAPPENING HERE WHAT THE HELL, promptly followed by copious amounts of This Sucks™. You don't understand, his life is just so hard.....

[strategisch]

Oh yeah, living in a giant opulent mansion with stuff like plumbing and electricity HOW TERRIBLE, JEAN.

[lipizzaner]

Getting kidnapped is Eren's job gdi he didn't sign up for this shit >>>>>:{

(no but really I am so pleased to have a character who doesn't know technology, he's gonna wtf so hard about so much......)