+1 mighty steed

[lipizzaner]

IS ANYONE SURPRISED BY THIS PROBABLY NOT.

HEY GUUUUUUYS IT'S LAURA, currently here with Jesse Pinkman (cowhouse)... But here's another little douchebag with a J name:



I'll be dumping Jean of Misery: The Anime Attack on Titan fame all up in here, because Wonderland's stables are looking a little empty. You're welcome.

I'm probably gonna be introing him during this event as a visitor/former student who transferred to another school or something like that, so if anyone needs a a blunt-ass jock douche in their character's life... I am more than happy to provide. Feel free to hit me up here or on plurk at shichiloaf if that's something you're interested in!

Canon wise... Jean is the whiniest badass u know. He's a very capable soldier, but he's also not shy about pointing out how much everything blows and is pretty much the dude going "we're so fucked" at least once per arc. Bert sweats, Jean whines, the sun comes up and goes down, etc. He's a good kid, though, and since I'm taking him from later on in the manga he's mellowed somewhat from what I could have subjected you all to.

ANYWAY YES HELLO COME TO ME, EWAY. <3

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[lipizzaner]

Not even kidding, I was totally thinking soccer, so that works out perfectly. HOW THRILLED ARE YOU RIGHT NOW, JAEGER??

[titanocidal]

SUPER THRILLED. NOW THAT WE'RE ON DIFFERENT TEAMS, I CAN FINALLY GO ALL OUT AND WHOOP YOUR BUTT.

[lipizzaner]

BRING IT, BRO. BRING IIIIIIIIIIIT.