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PRESENT LIST
Since I'm late for Christmas I'mmmmm just gonna put it all in one post.
FROM BEAST BOY:
Raven: 20 "Beast Boy will do whatever you want" cards. Basically, you use one for every time you want him to do something (shut up, stop being retarded, etc) and he will do it without any question or protest. He figured it'd be better than a book. You also get a Styx album since it's Styx. C'mon.
Terra: Pretty necklace
Robin: Hot Fuzz and a scrapbook so you can beautifully manage your stalking.
Kite: YOU'RE GETTING LAID WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? okay fine you're getting mango-flavored gum. Now you can taste mangoes without actually eating! And mango body butter just because.
America: TEEN TITANS COMMUNICATOR FUCK YEAH YOU'RE OFFICIALeven though the Titans hand these out like candy wtf
Saix: noise-canceling headphones, a CD player, and a calendar of Heidi Klum
Arland: a stuffed penguin; MAYBE NOW YOU WON'T HAVE TO BEAT UP REAL DEFENSELESS PENGUINS WILL YOU?
Hungary: a Vizsla puppy! Since it's the only Hungarian thing he knows about and they are adorableif not fucking off the wall SERIOUSLY MY AUNT'S CHASES LIGHT
Korea: CornPops and Lucky Charms. Because they originated in Korea.
Sirius: Grand Theft Auto 4, because wizards need to know the joys of killing hookers with cars
FROM RUSSIA
Belarus: the Communist Manifesto (THE FUN GIFT FOR ALL AGES) and a beautiful shiny knife with both her names (Belarus and Natalia) in the handle
Latvia: Russian borscht and a nice shiny red jacket... with the sickle and hammer on it
East Germany: vodka and spy equipment, some of the radios may or may not be tracking America
China: vodka and pelmeni because it's fucking delicious and it will REAFFIRM RELATIONS
Suzaku: Crime and Punishment and Anna Karina YOU GET NON-COMMIE BOOKS congrats
Matodsuki: You too get Crime and Punishment because lol horse dreams
America: the Communist Manifesto
And Lag will write pretty letters that I will post in his journal, uh, whenever. They'll be short though because Lag sucks at writing letter BUT THEY'RE SINCERE.
FROM BEAST BOY:
Raven: 20 "Beast Boy will do whatever you want" cards. Basically, you use one for every time you want him to do something (shut up, stop being retarded, etc) and he will do it without any question or protest. He figured it'd be better than a book. You also get a Styx album since it's Styx. C'mon.
Terra: Pretty necklace
Robin: Hot Fuzz and a scrapbook so you can beautifully manage your stalking.
Kite: YOU'RE GETTING LAID WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? okay fine you're getting mango-flavored gum. Now you can taste mangoes without actually eating! And mango body butter just because.
America: TEEN TITANS COMMUNICATOR FUCK YEAH YOU'RE OFFICIAL
Saix: noise-canceling headphones, a CD player, and a calendar of Heidi Klum
Arland: a stuffed penguin; MAYBE NOW YOU WON'T HAVE TO BEAT UP REAL DEFENSELESS PENGUINS WILL YOU?
Hungary: a Vizsla puppy! Since it's the only Hungarian thing he knows about and they are adorable
Korea: CornPops and Lucky Charms. Because they originated in Korea.
Sirius: Grand Theft Auto 4, because wizards need to know the joys of killing hookers with cars
FROM RUSSIA
Belarus: the Communist Manifesto (THE FUN GIFT FOR ALL AGES) and a beautiful shiny knife with both her names (Belarus and Natalia) in the handle
Latvia: Russian borscht and a nice shiny red jacket... with the sickle and hammer on it
East Germany: vodka and spy equipment, some of the radios may or may not be tracking America
China: vodka and pelmeni because it's fucking delicious and it will REAFFIRM RELATIONS
Suzaku: Crime and Punishment and Anna Karina YOU GET NON-COMMIE BOOKS congrats
Matodsuki: You too get Crime and Punishment because lol horse dreams
America: the Communist Manifesto
And Lag will write pretty letters that I will post in his journal, uh, whenever. They'll be short though because Lag sucks at writing letter BUT THEY'RE SINCERE.
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of course i want one.
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even though he's good buddies with a commie in canon
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what more do you want???
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