PRESENT LIST

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

Since I'm late for Christmas I'mmmmm just gonna put it all in one post.

FROM BEAST BOY:
Raven: 20 "Beast Boy will do whatever you want" cards. Basically, you use one for every time you want him to do something (shut up, stop being retarded, etc) and he will do it without any question or protest. He figured it'd be better than a book. You also get a Styx album since it's Styx. C'mon.
Terra: Pretty necklace
Robin: Hot Fuzz and a scrapbook so you can beautifully manage your stalking.
Kite: YOU'RE GETTING LAID WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? okay fine you're getting mango-flavored gum. Now you can taste mangoes without actually eating! And mango body butter just because.
America: TEEN TITANS COMMUNICATOR FUCK YEAH YOU'RE OFFICIAL even though the Titans hand these out like candy wtf
Saix: noise-canceling headphones, a CD player, and a calendar of Heidi Klum
Arland: a stuffed penguin; MAYBE NOW YOU WON'T HAVE TO BEAT UP REAL DEFENSELESS PENGUINS WILL YOU?
Hungary: a Vizsla puppy! Since it's the only Hungarian thing he knows about and they are adorable if not fucking off the wall SERIOUSLY MY AUNT'S CHASES LIGHT
Korea: CornPops and Lucky Charms. Because they originated in Korea.
Sirius: Grand Theft Auto 4, because wizards need to know the joys of killing hookers with cars


FROM RUSSIA
Belarus: the Communist Manifesto (THE FUN GIFT FOR ALL AGES) and a beautiful shiny knife with both her names (Belarus and Natalia) in the handle
Latvia: Russian borscht and a nice shiny red jacket... with the sickle and hammer on it
East Germany: vodka and spy equipment, some of the radios may or may not be tracking America
China: vodka and pelmeni because it's fucking delicious and it will REAFFIRM RELATIONS
Suzaku: Crime and Punishment and Anna Karina YOU GET NON-COMMIE BOOKS congrats
Matodsuki: You too get Crime and Punishment because lol horse dreams
America: the Communist Manifesto


And Lag will write pretty letters that I will post in his journal, uh, whenever. They'll be short though because Lag sucks at writing letter BUT THEY'RE SINCERE.

Comments

[militaristics.livejournal.com]

vodka yes

also stalking america yes

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

WHAT MORE COULD SOMEONE ASK FOR?

[militaristics.livejournal.com]

economic support

[militaristics.livejournal.com]

also the necklace you're getting terra is prussian

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

do you want one Prussia?

[militaristics.livejournal.com]

that amber boosted the teutonic order's economy. it sells for a lot.

of course i want one.

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

TO BAD BB'S AMERICAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /asshole

even though he's good buddies with a commie in canon

[militaristics.livejournal.com]

come here my child, i will make you into a proper communist.

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

I already have the hat given to me from a dude named Red Star

what more do you want???

[militaristics.livejournal.com]

you must give all your money to the communist party

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

I worked a minimum wage job for like a week I HAVE NO MONEY

[i-will-grant-it.livejournal.com]

China can live with this lol better than America's gift XDD

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

His other gift is being stalked

[i-will-grant-it.livejournal.com]

XD when has that ever changed?

He is doomed to that for life!! LIFE...Aru!

[madeinoblivion.livejournal.com]

Stuffed penguin, awwwwwwww, guiltriiiiip.

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

It is a symbol of your transgressions and an outlet for all your crazy rage!

[azureflamegod.livejournal.com]

ffff he will eat that butter anyway.

Also I never got around to it because I fail, but Kite was going to forget he was BB's boyfriend. For getting him condoms :| FEEL FREE TO MENTION THAT AWKWARD IF YOU WANT

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

most awkward christmas

ever

[azureflamegod.livejournal.com]

Kite: hey BB Merry Christmas
BB: SWEET NOW WE CAN FINALLY HAVE SEX
Kite: ...wait what. no :|
BB: ........................................ 8|

[hatebirds.livejournal.com]

omg between this and nasu2 madotsuki'll be able to successfully avoid sleeping for months!

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

HOORAY FOR CRAZY \o/

[mashespotatoes.livejournal.com]

Lol so many copies of Crime and Punishment.

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

I HAVEN'T READ THE DEATH OF IVAN ILYICH YET

besides it's the Russian book for any occasion!

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Oh good America could use fire wood /burns the Commie book and lol America's movements are being traced everywhere ahhh

and fffft OH GOD YES America with a Titans communicator is the BEST THING EVER he will carry it with him wherever he goes

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

:| just like your coal

BEST PART IS THAT IT'S GOT VIDEO AND VOICE AND TRACKERS AND MAPS IT'S LIKE A GPS WITH SKYPE

[rzeczpospolitia.livejournal.com]

BELARUS DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO. :| But the knife will make her gasp and like...spazz.

Because she didn't get anyone anything ever :|

BELARUS PEOPLE WHY DON'T YOU CELEBRATE CHRISTMASSSSSS

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

YOU WILL UNDERSTAND IN TIME, DEAR SISTER.

That's okay as long as you're a part of Soviet Narnia, that is the important thing .D.b

[rzeczpospolitia.livejournal.com]

NO I DON'T WANT TO UNDERSTAND /but keeps and reads the book anyway BECAUSE SHE IS BORED AND LIKES TO READ :|||||


This. Is.

SOVIET NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[haruhifujioka.livejournal.com]

Sirius will totally appreciate the game and need help on how the hell he's supposed to play it.