+1 Pirate Lord

[bottlearum]

Hello, Eway! My name is Silas, and was here for like, three seconds back in May with Chuck Shurley, prophet of the Lord. Then life ate me alive. But now I'm back with this stupid boy instead, whoops.

For those of you who don't know (if there is, in fact, anyone who does not know), Jack Sparrow, and that's Captain thank you very much, is a pirate Captain of his ship, the Black Pearl, and he's also Pirate Lord of the Caribbean. And basically that means that, while it might not look like he knows what he's doing, he usually does. He's manipulative, rum-soaked, selfish... but somewhere, underneath that, he's got this really annoying moral streak.

So, I'm sure it'll be fun. c: 

Contact things:
Plurk: worldwanderer
Aim: brobdignagian713 I know it's spelled wrong, shut up.
Email: capriciously.wayward@gmail.com
Or you could pm this account, all of those work.

Comments

[justguidelines]

No, you leave. I was here first.

/sobs into hands

[bottlearum]

Was not.

It's already starting.

[justguidelines]

Was so.

I know, how even.

[bottlearum]

Was not!

Boys.

[justguidelines]

Very well was so, and you know it.

Boys pls.

[bottlearum]

Was not, slander and calumny.

When are they going to ever learn to not?

[justguidelines]

Care to make a bet on that, mate?

They won't ever learn. It's against the Code or some crap like that.

[bottlearum]

And how're you gonna go about provin' such a thing, eh?

Thank God Teague isn't here, then.

[justguidelines]

Well, clearly, no one's even heard of Jack Sparrow. And I've been here a while.

I know one. Vaguely. Don't make me track them down.

[bottlearum]

Course they've heard of me, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU KNOW A TEAGUE AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!?!

[justguidelines]

Eh...Actually, no.

SHHHH. Shhhh. I've bummed around with one on Bakerstreet and D-M before. I might be able to find them and lure them in. Maybe.

[bottlearum]

What do you mean, 'no'?

You should. /lays down and whines. I want to play with a Teague.