+1 Pirate Lord

[bottlearum]

Hello, Eway! My name is Silas, and was here for like, three seconds back in May with Chuck Shurley, prophet of the Lord. Then life ate me alive. But now I'm back with this stupid boy instead, whoops.

For those of you who don't know (if there is, in fact, anyone who does not know), Jack Sparrow, and that's Captain thank you very much, is a pirate Captain of his ship, the Black Pearl, and he's also Pirate Lord of the Caribbean. And basically that means that, while it might not look like he knows what he's doing, he usually does. He's manipulative, rum-soaked, selfish... but somewhere, underneath that, he's got this really annoying moral streak.

So, I'm sure it'll be fun. c: 

Contact things:
Plurk: worldwanderer
Aim: brobdignagian713 I know it's spelled wrong, shut up.
Email: capriciously.wayward@gmail.com
Or you could pm this account, all of those work.

Comments

[perceptum]

[bottlearum]

HI MARIE

[justguidelines]

I knew the atmosphere of this place took a nosedive, ew.

ALL THE HIGH PITCHED SCREECHING RN

[perceptum]

HIIIII HELLO I AM EXCITED TO HAVE YOU BACK

[bottlearum]

With you here, the atmosphere was ruined long before I got here.

EEEEEE, I'M SO EXCITED

[bottlearum]

I'M JUST EXCITED TO BE IN A GAME WITH YOU AGAIN

[perceptum]

ME TOO OMG IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT

[bottlearum]

IT'LL BE THE BEST

AND MAYBE, ONE DAY, WE'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO DO HAIR BRAIDING THINGS.

[perceptum]

RIVER CAN MAKE JACK BRAID HER HAIR JUST YOU WATCH

i'll make it happen dude

[justguidelines]

What are talking about, this place need a pirate, not pirates.

ldjfslddfs THAT IS ALL I CAN OK

[bottlearum]

YOU BETTER

I mean, Jack knows how to braid hair. His hair is in braids, so it's totally a thing.

[perceptum]

give her a pirate makeover jack

she was a space pirate ok she needs to look like the real deal

[bottlearum]

He will teach her the art of tying things into her hair.

[perceptum]

it'll be beautiful she will love him forever

[bottlearum]

Oh. Well, in that case, you are free to leave.

asdlkfjs I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CAN IS ANYMORE

[bottlearum]

I'm excited for this CR already.

[perceptum]

GOOD BECAUSE I AM TOO

[justguidelines]

No, you leave. I was here first.

/sobs into hands

[bottlearum]

Was not.

It's already starting.

[justguidelines]

Was so.

I know, how even.

[bottlearum]

Was not!

Boys.

[justguidelines]

Very well was so, and you know it.

Boys pls.

[bottlearum]

Was not, slander and calumny.

When are they going to ever learn to not?

[colorofthesky]

eeeeeeeeeeeee Jack Sparrow *^*

Welcome back to the game! my name is RW, and I play Zack Fair and Aslan.

VERY EXCITED TO SEE A JACK \o/

/runs to add you on plurk

[justguidelines]

Care to make a bet on that, mate?

They won't ever learn. It's against the Code or some crap like that.