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[vitaelamorte.livejournal.com]

THE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
MEME

➟ Respond with your character.
➟ Other characters can respond, asking questions (E.g., 'What are you afraid of?' 'What is your favorite color?' 'What do you like about where you live?' 'Who are your parents?').
➟ For reasons completely unknown, your character is forced to answer honestly!

Comments

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Well it obviously won't happen now!

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! Not my fault!

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

Anyway. Since that plan's dead in the frickin water...

Favorite sandwich? I know, it's like choosing between your children.

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Pick... a ... favorite...

*HE LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE THREATENED TO CASTRATE HIM WITH RUSTY SPOONS.*

I................

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting, Timothy.

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Nggghhhh... I .. guess.. Pastrami.

On rye.



... with mustard.

*ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? He's almost in physical pain from that.*

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

There there.

[snickering forever.]

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

I'm... gonna go in my room and cry now.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, wuss. No one said you weren't allowed to eat all the sandwiches in the world, you know.

So why do you like it better here, anyway?

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Well you're here for one.

No one here has crushed my leg with a cinderblock.

I have friends here. I kinda.. don't have any back home.

*shrug* it's just better.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...Someone crushed your leg with a cinderblock? Like, on purpose?

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Yeah. A-Alex did. That's why it healed all stupid and I limp. Cuz it wasn't just broken. It was smashed.

*He'd like to be anywhere that isn't here right now.*

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Wait wait wait. The total asswad that tried to make your vanishing my fault is the one who did that? Seriously?

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Yeah he....

Well.. the one here is from BEFORE that happened and he... doesn't know... yet.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

That won't stop me from breaking his balls.

[Said ever so matter-of-fact.]

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

You.... you don't have to do that.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

I don't like the guy. He's a total douchebag to upset teenage girls, and apparently he gets even worse. Clearly, he needs a little something.

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

*No words. Only hugs.*

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...What's this for?

[twitch twitch but fine, she might hug back just a little.]

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

I just needed it.

*Snug. Okay, he lets her go.*

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

If you say so. Which I guess since you have to tell the truth, you do. Huh. You know, this is a lot more fun when it's not aimed at me.

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.

*He looks just THRILLED.*

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

So what's your favorite thing about me?

[Look at her, so smugly full of herself and wishing to hear compliments. She's not even trying to hide it.]

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Urk,

Favorite thing? Uhm well, you're hot and you snark with me.

*Oh and you talk to him like he's a person.*

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Another girl probably wouldn't dig that answer very much. SHALLOW MUCH, TIM? However, come on. This is Santana.]

Sounds good to me. Acceptable answer, Timmy.