OBLIGATORY INTRODUCTION

[not-a-retard.livejournal.com]

HEY, S'UP, ENTRANCEWAY.

Some new blood here, folks. I am Kat, and I'm bringing you Dante of the Devil May Cry fame. Specifically, DMC3. He's fresh just after mission 7, so he's not in that great of a mood right now. (...when is he ever?) He's going to be looking for his brother to kick/maim/beat the shit out of, so let him know the stiff's not here?

Word of warning now: he's got a foul mouth that he doesn't plan on cleaning up any time soon, he's crude, and is not your friend unless you have offerings of pizza and/or tomato juice. Or he may just be your friend and never own up to it. Who knows.

If you've got any questions or anything, just ask away or get me via email at acagle[a]gmail.com. My AIM's set on private, but if you need me there, just let me know and you'll get something from minna no PEACE.

If you could, go friend add not_a_retard here, or go here for the easy way.

I'll be intro'ing him in after I take care of this thing called a stomach. Hope to play well with you guys. ♥

Comments

[not-a-retard.livejournal.com]

HOLD ON, I NEED TO POKE AT A BULLETWOUND.

[insultsrawesome.livejournal.com]

LET ME GUESS, THAT BULLETWOUND IS IN YOUR ASS RIGHT?

[not-a-retard.livejournal.com]

HEY HEY HEY, THE LADIES NEVER GET BEHIND ME FOR THAT.

[insultsrawesome.livejournal.com]

SO I GUESS YOU'D LET OTHER PEOPLE BEHIND YOU. THAT'S JUST NASTY!

[not-a-retard.livejournal.com]

BITCH, WHAT. OH NO YOU DI'NT.

[insultsrawesome.livejournal.com]

I THINK I DID! YOU WENT THERE FIRST!

[not-a-retard.livejournal.com]

I think you need to get your eyes checked, mate. Do you really wanna go pissing off who may or may not be your future father?

[insultsrawesome.livejournal.com]

Yes, I believe I do. I don't want to have any kind of relations towards you. UGH. WOULD FIGURE BUT NO!

[not-a-retard.livejournal.com]

...That vindictive attitude. I'll bet you're Vergil's.

[insultsrawesome.livejournal.com]

I don't even know who Vergil is.

[not-a-retard.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have issues too? Like father like son, I should've known.

[insultsrawesome.livejournal.com]

I'm not joking around. I don't know who he is!