INTRODUCTION;

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

Hi hi everyone! Katla here with her sixth slot taken, this time to a wonderful man from the equally wonderful game Shadow Hearts: Covenant. This is Cardinal Nicolas Conrad, an Inquisitor from the Vatican circa World War I. So you know that along with all his knightly charm and British peculiarities come one other thing: an unexplained, almost ridiculous love of exorcisms, added with a dash of fondness for trying to destroy the world.

So this is pretty much just a warning that Nicolai may end up being like those Jehovah's Witnesses you get at your door. Only instead of handing you a phamplet and then going away, his plan is to exorcise you, curse you, and leave you for dead.

HOORAY!

That being said, please add him. First post up soon.

(Worried about this? You don't have to be! Nicolai's a lot of talk now that he hasn't got a demon possessing him. But prettier ladies and children, I'll admit, have an advantage here!)

Comments

[wont-lose.livejournal.com]

DOES NURIKO COUNT AS PRETTY LADY?

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

WELL IF HE CROSSDRESSES NICOLAI MAY VERY WELL BE FOOLED.

If truth comes out, however, he will be Very Not Amused and want to exorcise him. :x

He really needs to learn that there are other solutions. Alas, poor Nicolai. They only taught him exorcism at the Vatican. D:

[wont-lose.livejournal.com]

He does not crossdress, BUT PEOPLE MAKE THE MISTAKE ANYWAY.

And when that happens, Nuriko will lol and punch him. :D FUN TIMES.

Like pamphlets: "Why God hates homosexuals!"

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

PUNCHING = NURIKO GETS STABBED WITH GALAHAD'S SWORD. WHICH NICOLAI TTLY STOLE. FOR RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE. :D

Nicolai says homosexuals are unfit to live. PLUS IT'S ILLEGAL TO BUGGER PEOPLE ANYWAY AT THE TIME, SO...D:

[wont-lose.livejournal.com]

HE'D HAVE TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE RUBBLE FIRST.

I can see Nuriko and Nicolai being BFF. ...lol.

[heartxwish.livejournal.com]

PURDY LADY RIGHT HERE

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

Y HALO THAR PURDY LADY

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN SAPIENTES GLADIO Y/Y

[heartxwish.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT YOU'RE PRITTY CUTE ♥.

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

IT'S ONLY THE BEST CULT PLANNING TO DESTROY THE WORLD BIBLE STUDY GROUP EVER DON'T YOU KNOW

AND THANK YOU. YOU'RE VERY LOVELY YOURSELF ♥

[heartxwish.livejournal.com]

LOL BIBLE STUDY

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

WE ARE OH SO INNOCENT I SWEAR

BELIEVE THE NICE MAN, PURDY LADY

HE TELLS THE TRUTH :D

[heartxwish.livejournal.com]

YOUR FACE SAYS "I'M SUSPICIOUS BECAUSE I RESEMBLE RUFUS SHINRA", BUT YOUR HAIR FLIP PERSUADES ME OTHERWISE. OKAY, INNOCENT MAN :Db.

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

THE HAIR FLIP ALWAYS HAS THE FINAL SAY

NICOLAI SAYS THAT'S EXCELLENT THAT YOU THINK HE'S INNOCENT.

BECAUSE HE IS, YOU KNOW.

TTLY. >D

[yotsubakoiwai.livejournal.com]

EWAY'S JESUS, REPORTING FOR WINNAGE RIGHT HERE.

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

OMG JESUS

NICOLAI IMAGINES THAT HE'LL GET ALONG WONDERFULLY WITH YOU :D

srsly they need to be friends so much it's retarded

[yotsubakoiwai.livejournal.com]

YOTSUBA GETS ALONG WITH EVERYONE.

EXCEPT FOR RICHARD.

HE'S A MEANIE HEAD. X(

Yotsuba'd ttly be friends with him.

[withmy-mind.livejournal.com]

Richard's supposed to be a meanie head DDD= *FEELS SO BAD*

[holy-heretic.livejournal.com]

Alessa wonders if she should run away from the crazy Bible man. Alessa doesn't care much for religions, don'tcha know?

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

SHE SHOULD WHILE SHE STILL CAN D:

[holy-heretic.livejournal.com]

Alessa does her magic shield trick, so like nobody can get closer than ten feet away from her.

Oh shit. Now Nicolas will think she's a demon. D:

[thejealousone.livejournal.com]

Something tells me he's not going to like a Sin who's male but easily mistaken for female 8D

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

No, he won't. GENDER LINES BLUR SO EASILY HERE AND HE IS ALREADY NOT AMUSED.

Oh, lul, he's probably already angry that he's here. AT LEAST THERE ARE PRETTY GIRLS TO STARE AT. ♥

[thejealousone.livejournal.com]

HEHEHE XD

Yup, pretty girls like Misa who's trying to help her boyfriend set himself up as God of the world XD

[fairoblivion.livejournal.com]

Well, that's her. He's looking more towards Miss Tifa Lockhart, who reminds him of a girl named Karin Koenig, seeing as they're both powerful and have large knockers passionate and everything he likes xD

[thejealousone.livejournal.com]

I wonder how Tifa's going to be taking that XD *dies*

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

LOL SRSLY.

He hopes to use her as a weapon too, really. The love thing is entirely a lie. HE'S SUCH A BASTARD SO SHE REALLY SHOULD STAY WITH CLOUD D:

[thejealousone.livejournal.com]

AHGASAHG POOR TIFA :S Yus she should.

[awomanstouch.livejournal.com]

I present to you, my character's icon of her wrapped boobs.

:]

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

...NICOLAI IS VERY FOND OF YOU ALREADY :D

he really is like the worst cardinal ever. he drinks, he loves women. really. corrupt as anything. xD

[truth-love-free.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh~♥ this is tempting me to pick up Karin again~!

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

OMG KARIN ♥! :D

[truth-love-free.livejournal.com]

OMG YES! ♥ I THINK I WILL DO IT. :D

[fairoblivion.livejournal.com]

LE SQUEE ♥

still me i swear xD

[bloodmaker.livejournal.com]

Pretty girl, but, vampire.

...
oh, karin, let's hope I don't make you die for shits and giggles.

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

And her name is something to be afraid of, too. He loved this girl named Karin but she pretty much cockblocked him. D:

Oh, dear. >D

[bloodmaker.livejournal.com]

OH, SHI--

but now it's so tempting.

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

I play a two-year-old in a very young-looking fourteen-year-old body. That sounds so weird when I write it out like that. >_>

Hello priest-man! :D

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

NICOLAI SAYS DEAR GOD YOU MUST BE A DEMON

But he says hello, too. xD

[pinned-ya-again.livejournal.com]

Oh no...traumatized by talking animals Y/Y?

It should be fun. >3

[biblebearer.livejournal.com]

THERE WAS A LARGE TALKING CAT YOU HAD TO DEFEAT IN THIS GAME, ACTUALLY.

But Nicolai was not around for that. TRAUMATIZATION IS A-OKAY xDDD