LOL Vampire Hunt

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

I'm aware that I'm spamming the OOC comm, but I had to say this XD

So I logged off yesterday evening, went to bed and then to work first thing in the morning...only to discover a vampire hunt going on when I log back in?

OMG!! XDDDD

Mun of said vampire is terribly amused XDDDD

- Sam
(Scar/Kuja/Joachim)

Comments

[carolling.livejournal.com]

AND NOW EVERYONE WITH SILVER HAIR IS A SUSPECT.

Dundundunduuuun. 8D

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAA <3

Which means Joachim has plenty of people to put the blame on

[carolling.livejournal.com]

At least Eiko's pretty sure Kuja isn't a vampire... on top of everything else, that would just be too creepy? XD

LAWL not with Con on the case... maybe? 8D But he'd probably still be like 'MUAHAHA whatever I can take you guys on'

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

Kuja a vampire is indeed very creepy O___o;; XD

oh shi~! Con knows Joachim is a vampire XD;

[carolling.livejournal.com]

I mean, he already has the eyeliner and the whole monologuing pretty boy thing going. D; What ELSE can you add?

OH TEH NOES~

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

Fangs and AWEZOME BAT POWARZZZ!111

POOR JOACHIM, HE WAS ONLY THIRSTY :X

[carolling.livejournal.com]

NOT TO MENTION A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP(TM) WITH THE CHILDREN OF THE NIIIGHT

WHEN YOU'RE THIRSTY, MAKE LEMONADE. :x

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

YES~!!!111 AND A REALLY AWESOME, BADASS CASTLE THAT ISN'T BURRIED UNDER THE SAND :D

BUT JOACHIM DOESN'T LIKE LEMONADE~! D:

[carolling.livejournal.com]

AND INSTANT CHARISMA or something.

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

DOESN'T HE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH CHARISMA? D:

FAIL!! YOU HUMANS WANT ME TO STARVE >:[

[carolling.livejournal.com]

APPARENTLY NOT, SINCE HE DIED ANYWAY D:

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

THAT'S GARLAND'S FAULT D: when in doubt, shift blame

JOACHIM SAYS THAT'S GREAT, BUT HE REALLY NEEDS SOMETHING TO LIVE ON WHILE THEY'RE MAKING SAID BLOOD BANK.

[carolling.livejournal.com]

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

I HAVE LIVED ON A DIET OF RATS, IT WILL TAKE A WHILE BEFORE I'M FAT!

HECK, I'M SURPRISED I HAVEN'T LOST WEIGHT AND DON'T LOOK LIKE SOME DRIED-UP CORPSE D:

AND I LOVE THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON :D

[curiousest.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE'S GON' GET IT. YOU MISSED THAT BLOOD BANK ON THE CORNER OF THE STREET =(

Why is it always the pretty ones? La sigh.

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

WAIT, WAS THERE A BLOOD BANK?! HEY, YOU'RE ONLY HUMANS ANYWAY D: JEEZ, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL! *brick'd*

Because only pretty ones can be so charming? *brick'd again*

[curiousest.livejournal.com]

THERE WAS. NOW IT'S GONE. PLUS IT CLOSES ON MONDAY...FOR SOME REASON. *flail* DDDD: MY HUMAN SOUL CRIES AT YOUR SIMPLE, LITTLE, YET HARSH WORDS.

Hurr hurr, suuuuure

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

IT CLOSES ON MONDAYS? FAIL~! I DRINK BLOOD ON MONDAYS! AND EVERY OTHER DAY OF THE WEEK TOO~! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! WHAT? YOU GUYS EAT CATTLE! I NEVER SAW COWS HUNTING FOR HUMANS ]:

But it's the truth D:

[curiousest.livejournal.com]

GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A FATASS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO SILENT HILL. BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF EVERYTHING THERE. COWS HUNTING HUMANS? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.

Well...actually no, but it would be pretty funny \:D/. Yet, sad. But mostly funny :DD.

But what about all the other people who lack pretty and charm? D:

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT FAT!! D: I DON'T GAIN WEIGHT FROM DRINKING BLOOD D: I HAVEN'T FED FOR SO LONG THAT I'M SURPRISED I'M NOT SOME DRIED-OUT CORPSE ]:< So thar!

*has funny image of cows hunting humans with heyforks and torchers*

I dunno :x ask them?

[curiousest.livejournal.com]

EW, YOU'RE A RAISIN?

...I'd watch that 8D. If it were a show. Or even a movie.

Oh, but I'm too shy :x

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

HEY I WAS IMPRISONED D:<

I'd watch that too XD certainly XD and most likely crack up XD

[wont-lose.livejournal.com]

I think Nuriko can be thanked for stirring up the angry mob. YOUR WELCOME LOL. :D

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

asdkufsdyufggdsa; WHY YOOOOOOOOOUUUU~!!! D:
If I get a stake through my heart I'll be blaming it on you >>;

Translation: WIN :D

[wont-lose.livejournal.com]

OH OH OH! I HAVE A STAKE! Hold still kay? I need to make sure I get the heart.

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

Joachim: >_>;; WTF HUMAN! YOU THINK I'M GOING TO STAND STILL AND GET MYSELF KILLED! FAIL D: LOOK I HAVE FIVE SWORDS AND I'M OBVIOUSLY COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING :D

[wont-lose.livejournal.com]

Nuriko: BUT THERES NOTHING HERE THAT'S BIG ENOUGH TO DROP ON YOU. ALSO, CAN YOU PUT THOSE AWAY? THERE ARE CHILDREN ABOUT. D: Srsly, so crude.

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

Joachim: DON'T WORRY~! I DON'T NEED TO BE SQUASHED! AND NO, I CAN'T PUT THEM AWAY. THEY DON'T EXACTLY FIT IN MY POCKET, YOU SEE :O

[watching-sound.livejournal.com]

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

*cackles*?

[bloodmaker.livejournal.com]

MUN OF INNOCENT VAMPIRES ARE--

... oh, hell, we're amused, too.

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

I'M GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE >:D

[thesweetestkill.livejournal.com]

Things happen pretty fast, huh? xDD

RHODE WOULD LIKE TO COMMEND A CERTAIN VAMPIRE AND WHOEVER STIRRED UP THE HUNT ON A JOB WELL DONE.

[abatslament.livejournal.com]

Yeah XD uproar overnight~

JOACHIM SAYS YOUR WELCOME >:D

[super-ninjaboy.livejournal.com]

VAMPIRE HUNT?! :DDDD GET THE PITCHFORKS AND THE TORCHES! AND DON'T FORGET THE GARLIC AND THE STAKES!! HE WON'T LEAVE HERE ALIVE!!!

Wait, that's kinda redundant. Oh well. X333 Both Yuffie and Naruto say congrats on the hunt then. ^O^