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OH SNAP I'M JOINING THE SH CHARACTER TREND.

Well, not really, but.

This is Vexen/Eiko-mun introducing her latest character, Rose Da Silva (a.k.a. chick!Harry) from the Silent Hill movie. ~~So I now have: a cranky scientist, a bratty kid, and a recently-traumatized mom-next-door in my character roster. Hey, that's not a bad variety!~~

She's looking for her daughter. ~~Wow, isn't that original?~~ :[ Don't you want to help~ her?

Add her to your F-list here! ♥

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Alessa will probably WTF.

Rose will be like 'I KNOW YOU... don't I?' and MASS CONFUSION and hilarity will ensue as game!canon and movie!canon collide.

Alessa will be like "I don't think I know you. Have you been in my mom's stash of PTV?"

The confusion and hilarity will hurt, but shall be worth it. XD

WE'RE BEING INVADED BY SILENT HILL. QUICK, GRAB THE SHOTGUN. YOU DON'T NEED TO LOAD IT. WE DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU. WHAT ARE YOU- Oh god I'm tired.

Aahaha, your icon.

ROSE HAS TOTALLY NEVER EVEN USED A SHOTGUN. THE BASTARD MOVIE PRODUCERS JUST GAVE HER A LIGHTER, AND A FLASHLIGHT, AND THE ABILITY TO RUN REALLY FUCKING FAST. D:

SHOULD'VE STOLE ONE OF THE NURSES' SCALPELS. I MEAN, GOD, THEY CAN'T SHAVE EACH OTHER'S LEGS AT ALL- THEY KEEP MISSING AND HITTING THE FACE AREA. HOW INEFFICIENT.

Do people even shave each other's legs? Well, I guess they do in Silent Hill.

SHE KIND OF GOT THEM TO STAB EACH OTHER. DOES THAT COUNT? Also, ew.

The other day I had this idea that the SH producers must really like horrible visual puns, because the nurses are officially called 'bubblehead nurses' and isn't bubblehead = airhead = stereotypical depiction of a nurse? EWWWW.

DO PEOPLE IN RE SHAVE EACH OTHER'S LEGS? D8

STABBING PARTY. EVERYONE GETS A TURN. *stabs =(...out of love \o/*

Well, if we add that in with the low-cut dresses, yeah I think so XD. Thanks guys. Thanks.

I DON'T KNOW, BUT MMKAY FUNNY STORY- So Leon was going to El Pueblo and he's like, "Hey I'm looking for the President's daughter- oh and you roasted one of the cops on a bonfire. Hm. Okay. ."

And Dr. Salavador's like, "Oh but Leon, why don't you stay a little longer? In fact, I notice a bit of stubble on your face. Lemme get that for you." But Leon didn't have any money to pay him, so he just shot the village wench and got 1000 pesetas. Yay him.

So Dr. Salavador comes up to Leon with a chainsaw and he's like, "Hey, this'll only take a second." VROOM VROOM. And oop, he accidentally chainsawed Leon's head off.

And the moral is...um, yes they do shave in RE.

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...

D:

Leon's got it tough, doesn't he.

Yeah, but it takes effort to get that nice close shave of his 8D.

I can imagine. Man, how many other survival-horror male leads actually take the time to shave? D:

"I CAN KICK ZOMBIES ANY DAY OF THE WEEK... AND STILL NOT LOOK LIKE I HAVEN'T JUST ROLLED OUT OF BED"

They also gave her a knife *which she dropped* and handcuffs! *for kinky roleplayz with Christabella.*

*gets shot.*

They also gave her a semi-butch bodyguard cop with a pistol *who then got uh, roasted by cultists. THANKS GUYZ* D: Man, it's so unfair.

But they also gave her a vengeful Alessa with barb wire! :D

Who then proceeds to wire-rape a churchful of people in front of her younger reborn self. 80

Alessa: ...(o_O;;)

DX

HELP!! EWAY IS TAKEN OVER BY SILENT HILL CHARACTERS!!

SERIOUSLY...WTF D: SCAR DOESN'T APPROVE OF THIS!!! And I'm totally logged in the wrong character journal :D

8D

Haw haw. ROSE IS ONE OF THE MOST NORMAL OF THE BUNCH, RLY

D:

COMPARED TO ALL THOSE CULT PEOPLE AND TRIANGLE-FACE, SHE DOES :O

Well.... Yeah. :D

~~You know, they'd make a magically delicious dysfunctional family, those three. XD~~

~~LAWL.~~

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