+1 meat platter fanatic

[nomorules]

Guess who's back, back again, Shira's back, tell a friend... I guess technically I never left, but along with Anders (circlejerked) I'm here with another character, Ryuji Sakamoto from Persona 5. Or as some of you may know him better as, Ryuji SakamoNO RYUJI STOP THAT.



He's... kind of a dumb at times and seems like the quintessential punk ass kid spitting swears and punching vending machines on the outside, but on the inside is canon-confirmed to be a Good Boy™ and a squish bean. Expect to find him practicing track and field and admiring girls. All he wants for his birthday this summer is to be free of the foreveralone.jpg club, okay. :'( While moonlighting as a thief, you might also see him hanging out in a skull costume with a Persona that looks like a monkey with a mohawk. Don't ask me why, it's Persona. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As one of the P5s with a later canon point (post-game), he's a spoiler on legs, so if you'd like to opt out of those or avoid threading with him just give me a poke!

I'm over at whatinthefuck for all things plotty and yelling excitedly about things. Feel free to add me!

Comments

[psio]

come here, let the team tape that mouth closed before ryuji spills the beans about everything to everyone ♥

[nomorules]

Please take care of him, Haru, the life of a bigmouth with no filter is hard. ;__;

[notcat]

yep, because the best idea around here is giving ryuji and morgana all the deets on what goes gown. this is fine. nothing's on fire. yet.

[nomorules]

SPOKE TOO SOON.

It's not a Persona party until everything's on fire and Ryuji and Morgana are fighting for the covers. Maybe they can build a blanket fort and discuss their secrets there.

[notcat]

GOD DAMNIT RYUJI.

[nomorules]

WOW, all he did was stay up too late on a school night reading comic books, HE IS INNOCENT why are you giving him the disappointed mom tone???

YOU BETTER LICK HIS WOUNDS, MORGANA. And maybe put him out if he catches on fire.

[sketchedout]

Ahhh gosh, I am really excited about having Ryuji in the game though! Let's have antics, it will be fun. ♥

[nomorules]

ALL OF THE ANTICS, PLS, RYUJI NEEDS HIS WEIRD ART BRO. Yusuke totally wants to be dragged around to hit on Wonderland chicks again, right? Right.

[sketchedout]

SIGHS DEEPLY but actually he missed Ryuji very much okay, he needs his weird loud bro

[nomorules]

WOW, DUDE, DON'T GET GROSS ON HIM.

Except please do because this is a weird, gross broship is only going to get weirder and grosser if I have anything to say about it. (I'M SURE THAT... SOUNDED BETTER IN MY HEAD???) Just don't put a portrait of his butt up in Wonderland's gallery and they'll be fine.

[sketchedout]

gets gross all over

all over

[nomorules]

"RYUJI WHY"

"SHUDDUP"

A TRUE BROMANCE FOR THE AGES.

[sketchedout]

and then Yusuke spends all their beef bowl money on art supplies

[nomorules]

BETRAYAL.

Thank god they don't need money here or they'd both starve.

[jivitadana]

I'm so glad you're here and now with someone else! ^-^ This'll be fun. XD

[nomorules]

I'M SO GLAD I'M HERE WITH YOU, TOO. Twice the Minato harassing, get ready for it. ♥

[jivitadana]

Adopting so many kouhai omg this is awesome. He's collecting them all. XD

[nomorules]

SOON HE'LL HAVE THE WHOLE SET. Ryuji is Sporty Spice, of course.

[jivitadana]

His favorite Spice lol. Perfect. XD

[intrusivethot]

BROOOOOOOO<

Look give me the Ryooj I need him to be an excited lab all over Akira

[nomorules]

LEADER BRO. ♥

2AM CUDDLES, THEY'RE HAPPENING. Hugs you like the effin' amazing bestie you are, you fluffy-haired asshole.

[intrusivethot]

just pelase don't cry on him he's going to get that from ann 5 ever...

[nomorules]

Nah, leave that girly shit to the chicks, Akira has overenthusiastic back-slaps and fistbumps and yelling to look forward to instead. That's better, right!!!

[jurisdick]

♥ let's have some deep conversations

[nomorules]

I hope Akechi likes a yappy puppy with the emotional depth of a puddle. WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON EATING BEEF BOWLS AND DISCUSSING SPORTS???

And there might be some, uh

"I know your future" shit in there

Maybe

Just please behave so Ryuji doesn't have to think hard, bro. DO IT FOR HIM.

[jurisdick]

oh trust me he's behaving.

[nomorules]

THAT'S A GOOD AKECHI. /gives him a treat.

[stefanged]

omg Ryuji!! He was one of my favorites and I am so glad to see him here in Wonderland! I'd definitely love threads with him and Stefan, just because hey Stef is technically an eternal teenager here c:

[nomorules]

Ahhh, thank you! I hope I can do him justice, the lovable little nugget was my favorite as well.

YOU BET WE WILL HAVE THREADS. I've heard nothing but good things from Jade, and TBH, I always need more TVD CR in my life. Stefan can just quietly shake his head at everything Ryuji is, this is fine.

[stefanged]

You will be great I'm sure!!

Aw, thank you!! I'm so excited since I think TVD actually goes well with Persona in terms of complementary canons?? ;;;; Stefan will (sadly) judge about 90% of the things Ryuji does, but drag him into it anyway. Stef could always use friends and gasp, an actual teenage experience.

[nomorules]

HAHA, they definitely both have a lot of weird supernatural murders and force the characters to face the darker aspects of themselves.

HE'LL BE SO EXCITED ABOUT VAMPIRES. TELL HIM EVERYTHING. Ryuji is not above taking him out for a proper Japanese meal and then spittaking later down the line if he finds out Stefan doesn't actually need that stuff for nutrition.

[stefanged]

That they sure do :')

oh my gosh, yessss Stefan really should. Plus, Stefan would savor all that food as if he needed it! Who needs blood when he could go for some genuine sushi!!

[nomorules]

I'M HERE FOR THAT CR. ♥

And LMAO, Stefan... truly a pro at confusing unsuspecting youth.