+1 Goat Dad

[alphyswhatsabara]

Hello, new player here. My name is Chris, but I think you already have one of those in here, so, uh. Welcome to confusion island. My plurk is sideburnpower. A few of the players here may know me from some other games I have been in, most notably I played a number of burly men at Smash Academy/SBG for a gillion years, before moving in from the highly embarrassing Sailor Moon Message Board/Yahoo Groups RP world. I am an ancient relic from a bygone era of internet roleplaying.



I come bearing exactly what everyone who knows me would expect to bring, one Asgore Dreemurr, from a charming little indie game called Undertale. You may have heard of it in passing. It's either a charming romp through convincing everyone through good feels to be your friend OR a murder-soaked foray into despair. Your choice.

Asgore is very large, and very regretful and very... dad. Every waking moment with every other character from his game will be awkward. I'm so looking forward to this.

Comments

[determinedest]

that username i SCREAMED

hi! i'm zero, and I play frisk here and also a guy named alex kralie (rosswood) from a thing called marble hornets. he's an asshole, but frisk is true pacifist and full of Guilt.

I'm on plurk at arrpee if you don't mind me adding you!

[alphyswhatsabara]

Make sure, if you have not seen it already, to casually observe the only thing that exists in this character's profile.

Frisk can be a good childperson for Asgore. Everything will be okay.

And also: Marble Hornets OH GOOD I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT thanks for reminding me that was a thing.

[determinedest]

i love your profile

this is a gift

[alphyswhatsabara]

That's what I'm here for.

Terrible, terrible jokes.

[sciencelizard]

EXCITED CRYING HELLO IM SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE

i'm alex!!! i play alphys over here and also commander shepard (normandysbest) from the mass effect trilogy of games!! alphys is true pacifist and GOING TO BE VERY HARROWED THAT SHE MIGHT HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE AMALGAMATES AGAIN she's going to just. lock herself in her room. forever. screaming

ANYWAY HELLO IM SO HAPPY YOU APPED AND IM JUST!!!!!! SCREAMING BUT LIKE ALWY AYS im over on plurk at cancerously and im gonna add u if you don't mind

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[alphyswhatsabara]

Oh good, an Alphys. Please have fun in discussing melting together a collection of dogs.

You may of course add me, Alex.

Also, you should make sure to check out Asgore's profile as well, in case you haven't seen the thing I am referencing here because it's 100% Aces.

[sciencelizard]

it's gonna be a Mess and i'm Very Excited

AND YES I'VE SEEN IT i have this icon from it actually lmao, for all of your Capital Y Yikes needs

anyway omg omg omg welcome im so excited

[alphyswhatsabara]

Okay perfect good.

I expect you to use that icon regularly. If not for every single interaction with Asgore, at least once a thread.

[sciencelizard]

I will do my absolute best

[0nemoretime]

HI DAD SORRY I KILLED YOU LIKE A MILLION TIMES

i am eco and i can never remember how to link a plurk on here but it's ecojak and THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN BLESS U FOR THIS

[alphyswhatsabara]

oh hi deadson uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




uh

so how's things

[0nemoretime]

oh you know

just MURDER AND HOMICIDE

and friendship

[alphyswhatsabara]

#nope

[0nemoretime]

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.

[alphyswhatsabara]

go to your room

[0nemoretime]

good idea! that's where i keep my dagger.

[alphyswhatsabara]

[ngah]

hey i mean

undyne for one will be happy to see asgore!

so

so theres that at least

hi im javid i play a strong fish and a purble rock (amethyst from steven universe) and an unsettling mindreader (river tam from firefly) and i am so prepared for surrogate fathering

[alphyswhatsabara]

You, at least, will appreciate powerlifting lessons, fishdaughter.

[ngah]

FINALLY SOMEONE WITH SOME SENSE AROUND HERE

[alphyswhatsabara]

#swolelife

[krmvgivv]

ASGOOOOORE

I apologize in advance Dipper has decided goats are bad for Frisk and Chara's health after careful observation and MAY BE HOSTILE.

Anyway sup I'm Shana I play Dipper, Princess Bubblegum, and Beatrice I'm gonna add you on plurk.

[alphyswhatsabara]

High-flung sentiments coming from a MAN WHO OWNS A LAMB OUTFIT, DIPPER PINES.

[fulllifeconsequences]

HEY MR. DAD GUY IT'S COOL chara will learn to powerlift

chara will achieve LV 20 THROUGH PURE SWOLENESS

(HI CHRIS you know me and you know my murderchild, probably. Chara's from the True Pacifist end too, but has plenty of neutral runs behind them, for all those Fond Memories Of Dad's Painful Demise.)

[alphyswhatsabara]

who are you go away

[fulllifeconsequences]

WOW RUDE i'm revoking your sweater privileges mister

[alphyswhatsabara]

what no that's my favorite sweater