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[son_of_a_taint]

Hello Wonderland! This is Jo and I'm bringing this... um... asshole to you. I feel like I should apologise but I'm really just psyched to terrorise everyone. Err, I mean-- no. No, that's totally what I meant.



For those of you unfamiliar with the Borderlands games, this here is Jack. He's the main hero of the games, fighting his way through masses of bandit scum all so he can stop the dastardly Dhal military from destroying Pandora's moon, stop the greedy Vault Hunters from poisoning Pandora, and bring peace to the planet.

Except, y'know, none of that's actually true. Well, except the part about saving the moon. He sure thinks he's the hero, though.

I'm bringing him in from about the middle of the Pre-Sequel. So yeah, enjoy that.

Comments

[determinedest]

oh lord

i was thinking real hard about apping maya...

so many people are going to die

it'll be great

/Tries this again with the right account

[son_of_a_taint]

You're the Krieg! Hi, I'm the Rhys from the TDM.

Maya, yes plz. That would be so awesome!

Yeah... so much death. It'll be like a party! Sans face pizzas, though. Yeah, we don't wanna traumatise the kiddies.

[rosswood]

I AM THE KRIEG hi!!!

yeah lol this'll be...lord.

this'll be a shitstorm and it'll be GREAT

[brainleak]

oh my god im gonna scream. im so fucking excited u dont even know. i didnt even realize how much we needed a handsome jack until you came along, you beautiful person

i havent even played tps yet thats the only one i dont have any knowledge of, damn

[son_of_a_taint]

The Pre-sequel shows his descent into the murderer we know and love-to-hate. Not that he's an angel to begin with, but he's a little calmer. XD

I'm glad I've made so many people's day with this.