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hello lovely people of eway!! My name is Alex and I'm a new player around here bringing you Alphys from Undertale :V This isn't technically my first run at eway (I played here like... 5 years ago? ish? I played Rose and Jade from Homestuck at varying intervals) and I used to be really big into the ljrp scene before the big move so HERE I AM AGAIN, proving that you just don't quit this stuff like you used to

For those who don't know Alphys, she's a big ol anime nerd and also a scientist?? The royal scientist specifically. But she spends most of her time watching magical girl shows and more nowadays smooching her girlfriend while watching magical girl shows. She's also very good at robotics and ~~unethical experiments with bringing people back from the dead~~ making a lot of mistakes BUT IT'S OKAY IN THE END, HONESTLY

she has a lot of anxiety and depression issues and will often reign herself back after going on a 17 minute rant about how the sequel to her favorite show was absolutely atrocious. we have no idea how tall she is but looking at her next to the sprite of a literal child proves she's probably tiny. itty bitty bisexual lizard scientist who if you play an anime character will be utterly enraptured. basically.

I can be contacted through pms here and also over on plurk at

cancerously, plus on AIM at keysmashFTW, tho I'm almost never on and will have to be told "hey get online I wanna talk to you" first. Plurk I'm on much more often now but I just remade it so I'm still workin out the kinks. I also have a regular journal over at

spacespecs but it's hardly ever used and more of a placeholder lol

anyway it's good 2 b back to the roleplayin scene, Alphys has permissions/hmd/ic inbox already set up, it's great to meet you all!!!!

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alphys come pick up your girlfriend she might need a time out

also i am so happy we have an alphys like girlfriends aside she is my shining star im so excited

SSSAME THO I was messaging Koji when I was thinking of applying and the last one she sent me was "lol I told Plurk about your reserve and we got an Undyne in a half hour flat" and I literally screamed. my roommate had to come see if I was okay.

GIRLFRIEND ADVENTURES!!!! im gonna throw up a network post for her first ic and then. stumble across undyne in the log I saw you put up before she accidentally cleaves the entire mansion in half

and just. omg im so hype we both got in at the same time and like UNDYNE IS!!!! SO GOOD!!!! IM SO HY PE

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I WAS ALREADY CONSIDERING UNDYNE BUT SORT OF PUTTING IT OFF?? but then when she plurked about your reserve i was like Okay i cant let this slide

yes pls save us all from undyne. scream im sO EXCITED orz im on my phone in class even tho i shouldnt be who needs....midterm review....theres alphyne brewing

THAT'S SO CUTE THO IM YEL, thank you for applying it was. such a nice surprise /u\

WHO NEEDS MIDTERM REVIEW, THERE ARE GAYS HERE, THIS IS IMPORTANT (please study but also: gays)

thank YOU for applying and pushing me to app haha

I SHOULD BE GOOD ACTUALLY i took a few notes for what to review but its pretty much stuff i already got on lock so i should b fine... and then class ended early so yay TIME FOR GAYS

SCREAM!!!! im just so glad SO GLAD AT THESE QUEERS

good, good, don't fail out of whatever the heck you're studying

ITS MY FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE (even tho im...almost 25 orz) so its just eng 100 and im doing well in this class so its all good its all good

relatedly my schedule is HELL so sorry in advance for that cause im going to school and working at the same time BUT i just got a new job thatll have less horrible extended hours (with more pay) and spring break is coming up so HOPEFULLY NOT ALL OF MY TAGS WILL BE IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT ANYMORE?? this is my last week with hell hours probably so it wont last for much longer at least

GOOD LUCK IN COLLEGE, i did a fast-track and graduated about a year ago (i'm 22) BUT LIKE I CAN'T IMAGINE STILL BEING IN COLLEGE SO LIKE... FUQ

and honestly it's fine i'm fucking nocturnal, my job right now has me working from home so i'm online a LOT. and also often up till like 4 AM just because I have no impulse control

AHH THANKS yeah im probably gonna be in school for... a long time starting from this semester... but for now im just doing basic classes so its not too overwhelming its just time consuming

thank fucking god lol like 11pm-4am is when im usually online but i spend most of that time dying because no one else is around. its the only free time i have atm LOL i get one day off a week but im too gay and always spend that time with the bf so

good luck tho!!! rah rah fight the college

HAHA YES I AM ALWAYS ONLINE AT LIKE 3 AM REGRETTING MY LIFE CHOICES, YOU'RE FINE, IM SO USED TO IT, THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT OK LOL i'm on est timezone btw. i. just realized we might not be on the same one but idefk

TY TY

OH YEAH HAHA timezones. thats less good taking timezones into account cause im pst so were three hours off orz BUT LIKE I SAID ill have more time in the day starting next week anyway

IT'S COOL MAN we'll figure it out, I'm chill with backtagging through and through I really just want some gays man. look at these gays

YEAH i live off backtags honestly i think all of eway does. eway is good for backtags. the gays will live on

gooood because I backtag like hell lol. also gj on the chara fight I keep reading the thread and howling with laughter like oh my gOD

oh my god that thread is all chara honestly like im dying every reply i get... like i cant believe this...anime villain knife wielding preteen...but also i cant wait til alphys gets to crash the party because, alphys

i can't wait until alphys crashes the party only because in like 3 weeks she's gonna be internally like "GOD WHY DIDN'T I LET UNDYNE STAB THIS FUCKER"

LMAO alphys....always the one to make the morally ambiguous choices such as, saving the hellchild

she's tryin to be a good person man. she's tryin so hard.

shes doin her best....

she's making the attempt, you know. the best she can do. which isn't perfect but what are ya gonna do

undyne can ask for nothing more

I'M SO EXCITED WE HAVE AN ALPHYS

Hi, I'm Zero and I play this pacifist child here, plus a potentially-murderous asshole named Alex Kralie over at

rosswood and I am so pumped for this wow

IM SO EXCITED FOR FRISK CR YOU HAVE NO IDEA AHHHH

Hello nice to meet you friend!!!!!!!!

I LOVE THIS LAZARD SO MUCH

RIGHT I ALWAYS FORGET TOO - I'm on AIM at arcaneswearwords if you ever need to hmu, or you can just pm one of these journals :D

alphys is my wife who is also me. it's a little bit of a problem but it's SO GOOD

oh hella!! :V im so rarely on aim anymore lol I have to be smacked into being online but YEEE

i am sadly plurkless which can make me a pain to contact so it's all good lmao

pm-ing works just the same!

IT'S FINE i remade mine when i joined because im a social media whore tbh

but yes i'll pm or if I end up on aim and see you there we'll work smth out like WE GONNA TALK, WE GON HANG

WE GON PARTY ALL DANG DAY

PS I FOUND THIS AND IT'S RELEVANT TO UR INTERESTS

I'VE SEEN THIS, OMG, i've always wondered what alphys' fighting ability is like????? she built all that stuff for mettaton LET HER BE THE GUNNER YOU KNOW

I'VE TRIED TO PLAY THIS AND HOLY BUTTS IT IS SO TOUGH ALPHYS U R TOUGH

IT'S THE GASTERBLASTERS MAN i still don't understand why they gave her those other than to up the danger I guess???? but still

god I don't even know I just know i've been fucked by those things so many times

unlike with other bosses it's like the everchanging nature of this fight just ruins everything

what are you hiding about gaster alphys

what do u know

many. many things. 0u0

tbh I wish I knew more about the gaster issue w alphys like DID THEY WORK TOGETHER???? WAS ALPHYS AT ALL INVOLVED W HIM LIKE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK, TOBY

right. did she know him?? was he her cool mentor???? was he a kindly void potato dad type or a jerkish pragmatic type??? we need to know these things

LITERALLY like??? i just want to know more about alphys before the true lab and mettaton like!!!!! COME ON

we can only hope that one day we'll get more meaty backstory because i need 20ccs of it stat

i know right???? like I know Undertale was about Frisk but like... hear me out, my lizard wife needs exposition ok

well lemme tell you for a game about frisk there is really alarmingly little backstory on them this must be a trend

I KNOW RIGHT, AUGHGDFUIGSD

toby i have so many questions and you've answered like 4 of them ok. ok. give me more

houston i have so many questions

one day, fingers crossed. one day.

ikr. one fuckin day, man. more content with my wife, toby, more content with my wife

IT IS WONDERFUL TO HAVE YOU WITH US. i am dani, i play soos from gravity falls and morty from rick and morty!

I look forward to throwing my guys at Alphys in the future!! i feel like they're gonna like her a lot.

THANK AHHHH!!!!!

i feel like she'll get along well w soos and morty too. (I've seen all of GF and R&M so I am very familiar with their canons haha)

with all our powers combined... we can form Teams 'Real Person Fanfic' and '[Continues Repressing Horror]'. NGL I'M PRETTY TEMPTED TO THROW BOTH OF THEM AT HER INTRO. if you're expecting a hefty sum of replies/would rather keep your numbers down though i can hold off on the mort until down the line!

dude you can feel free to throw anything you like at her! I'm a freelancer so most of my jobs are work from home so I end up tagging in between responses to clients, so I am online Often, don't worry abt being overbearing haha

Hi there, Alex, I am...also Alex! Welcome to eway AGAIN! Not sure if you remember me, but I was playing Dean Winchester here back when you were playing from ~~Hamsteak~~ Homestuck.

Currently the only character I play is Evelyn O'Connell, who's been in-game for well over four and a half years now. :'D

Excited to play with you, and I'll add you on Plurk!

AHHH DOUBLE ALEX, I feel like I remember having this interaction like way way way back when but HELLO! back in the day, man, back in the day. You're a trooper tho sticking it out for this long, that's fuckin neat tho.

it's nice to meet you again!!!! im excited to see you around/on plurk/ect!

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