+1 white male protag

[interception]

New player here uh my name's Jo and I'm bringing to you this incredibly charismatic whipper snapper of a fellow named Max. He'll be the father to all children and mother to all fathers he's your go to guy for long-winded conversations let me just tell you.

Sometimes he'll say the brilliantly thought out 'ummm' or perhaps throw in a sophisticated 'hmmm' and idk he might even provide words like 'the' or 'okay'. Oh and...sorry in advance about the name thing. He really won't give it. Have fun with the endless list of nicknames you can give him though. I suggest Miss Australia.

You can find me at plurk on Watership. I'm stupidly active and like to sit on everyone's laps and ask if they want to be my buddy so....sorry.............about that.

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[lifeskills]

Nux means it with the utmost affection. UR PRETTY SWELL, BLOODBAG. :)

OMG, yes, I just imagine them using the tried and true method of stuffing things into their faces and whatever doesn't happen to make them horribly ill goes into the "this shit is a'ight" column dkfljfg.

PS: I guess it's kind of a dumb time to try to add somebody when Plurk is going nuts, so I'm sorry if that friend request doesn't go through since notifs are borked. :|

[interception]

LOUD GRUMBLING FROM MAX.

Max sniffs. Licks. Waits a second. Then ingests. HOPES ALL GOES WELL. they can eat questionable things together because that'll be a hard habit to kick lbr

It did! Hopefully my Plurk accepted it. That makes sense for why Plurk suddenly gave me the finger.

[lifeskills]

/ruffles... your hair...?

Y E P, I could see it happening. I've had so many Eway-related Nux thoughts for so long, I kind of hate you for TEMPTING ME LIKE AN EVIL TEMPTRESS.

I think it worked!! Plurk can't seem to decide if it wants to work at all for me, so fingers crossed.

[interception]

:^) gdmi nux

It's what I do I tempt people I make them regret life join me

It probably did if not we'll find out

[lifeskills]

YOU'RE WELCOME. He'd grow out his hair so Max could do the same, totally normal male bonding at its finest.

SCREAMS, NO. Except yes, because the Max + Nux broship is all I need in this life, wah.

/FERAL DESERT SAVAGE FIST BUMP.

[interception]

they just rub at each others heads a lot admiring the hair.

absolutely. nux is his son okay he will protect him. in a mildly aggressive way.

ferals unite

[lifeskills]

People start to think it's a monkey exhibit at the zoo for how often they sit around grooming each other...

THANKS, DAD MAX, YOU'RE A BRO. The family that steals boots together stays together... or something. Time to set a place at the table for Larry, Barry, and Bloodbag, uguu. :3