Opens the box and throws a Dwarf in

[favourthebow]

Hello! I'm new around these parts, my name is Ricks and I'm bringing in Kíli from The Hobbit movies.

Not a lot you need to know about him: he's a 77 year-old Dwarf (pretty young by their standards), he's a literal ball of reckless excitement and also, because he's a Dwarf, he's tiny. Seriously, he stands at the height of 4'8" (about 143 cm) - which, even then, is still very tall for a Dwarf. Go figure.

He's overall pretty friendly towards anyone. Just don't rub his head even if you need good luck.

Anyway, I can be found most often on plurk: extreminator, feel free to add me! I also have an AIM (but most times I forget to log in): baguettefaggot.

Cheers!

Comments

[airshipswank]

um excuse you his whatnow face I think your spellcheck did something really weird to the word BREATHTAKINGLY HANDSOME but then again, Buckingham understands, the blond thing is really a dreadful choice and where is his majestic moustache really now.

Hooray! \o/

don't make me get him a cone of shame because I will WE HAVE AN EXCELLENT CLINIC IN WONDERLAND

(And oh oh oh, by the way, we currently have a vote for an upcoming event going, so check that out sometime this month, if you like!)

[favourthebow]

No I think you don't understand that my spellcheck is in Dwarf mode therefore it is always correct but maybe uglyass doesn't really do him justice. Alas I can't think of any other that wouldn't be extremely inappropriate

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ugly jerk of an Elf. PS: your moustache is even more ridiculous than long blond hair.

klsflkalkfs HE'S NOT A DOG (even if he has the table manners of one)

(Ohh I will, certainly! Thanks for bringing it to my attention!)