No I think you don't understand that my spellcheck is in Dwarf mode therefore it is always correct but maybe uglyass doesn't really do him justice. Alas I can't think of any other that wouldn't be extremely inappropriate

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ugly jerk of an Elf. PS: your moustache is even more ridiculous than long blond hair.

klsflkalkfs HE'S NOT A DOG (even if he has the table manners of one)

(Ohh I will, certainly! Thanks for bringing it to my attention!)