it's not an rp christmas event without cursed mistletoe

[thepointisdolphins]

HEY JERKS. Ewaymas is upon us and Omens!Crowley is gonna be a bit of a jerk. He doesn't like excessive Christmas decorations as it is, so once he sees what the mansion has done to itself, he's gonna cheer himself up with some stupid fun.

Which is to say, he's gonna curse some of the mistletoe. Not all of it, but probably like half of whatever mistletoe is around. Some of it will grow teeth and fly around and try to bite people if they don't honor the kissing tradition. And some of it will compel people to kiss whoever's standing beneath it. It's not gonna force anyone to do anything they don't want to do, but it's gonna...be persuasive. Where the compelling curse is involved, think of it as lowered inhibitions and a readiness to give into temptation, which is totally Crowley's bag.

LET THE MISTLETOE SHENANIGANS COMMENCE.

Comments

[ahousedivided]

hey asshole u can kiss my jingle bells

[thepointisdolphins]

NO

[eatsyourscience]

I just want to say I love that icon.

[thepointisdolphins]

ME TOO SO GLAD I HAVE A PAID NOW

[hypercompetent]

God dammit Crowley way to almost kill off the Teen Wolf werewolves.

(You are beautiful and I love you.)

[thepointisdolphins]

OH GOD I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH EXCELLENT

[itsahotone]

I WANT SANTANA KISSING AS MANY PEOPLE AS SHE HAS TO

>:|

SO THERE.

[thepointisdolphins]

GO FIGHT KISS WIN

[seekinghome]

Oh man. I have no idea who to throw Ed at for this although I do want to do this to him. XD

...Actually, I do have an idea. Oh Amy...

[thepointisdolphins]

Kiss ALL the alchemists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[justguidelines]

Oh my God.

Yes.

Yes, please.

[justrunsasaloon]

/parks here

[lowkeyangel]

Crowley, Gabriel loves you so much right now.

[thepointisdolphins]

Hell yeah tricksterbro

[nascensibility]

/LAUGHS
/CRIES
/LAUGHS AGAIN

[itsahotone]

COME KISS ME 8)

[pottershotter]

YES PLEASE

Ahhh I love this what a great thing to have going on during all the sadness and woe. ♥

[thepointisdolphins]

A bright spot in the darkness

[goesdown]

The better, sexier Crowley was planning to camp out around mistletoe before this, so that's still a go. He could use some lighter and sillier CR, so who wants to kiss a demon?

(Disclaimer: There is no guarantee of kissing without telling.)

[cursebreaking]

Are you interested in an encore?

[justrunsasaloon]

Ellen needs some lovin'. Who's kissing her?

[unregenerate]

Who wants some Meg kisses?

DON'T BE SHY, SHE AIN'T PICKY. Bonus points if it's someone who just doesn't like her. (Which is like most people)

[vampdetective]

>.>

[airshipswank]

THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I want to make out with this idea under a mistletoe thank you so much

and yes of course fancy Buckingham kisses will be OTA starting from the 13th

[itsahotone]

I wanna kiss Philip :|

[ex_alighthouse135]

Yay! Elizabeth will kiss anyone. o___o anyone. come at me.

[evilhandissues]

[/raises a haaand]

[algidity]

THIS MISTLETOE BULLSHIT IS BULLSHIT JSYK.

Anyone want future!Isaac kisses - which could be possibly dangerous...

Especially since he'll be armed to the teeth (actually literally if you count that he can shift into a werewolf).

He'll literally have no issue kissing people tho. Such apathy wow very angst.

[appealingavarice]

Greed definitely needs to get some smooching going, I have been alarmingly remiss in allowing him to pursue the "sex" part of his desires. So. Who wants homunculus makeouts?

[justrunsasaloon]

... We never got CR with these two? It could be interesting.

[onsilksheets]

WONDERFUL IDEA!

I would love all of the smooches in all of the places. I've discussed a few things on plurk with peeps but I'm open to everything, both old and new cr alike!

[appealingavarice]

idek SPN things, but she appears to be Greed's absolute favorite kind of person, so clearly this must happen.

[itsahotone]

JUST ANOTHER NOTE TO REPEAT THAT SANTANA MUST KISS EVERYONE EVER

IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T REPLY TO HER, SHE WILL REPLY TO YOU

NO ONE IS SAFE, BITCHES, NOT EVEN IF YOU ARE OLD

(mistletoe is not cheating ok brittany)

[onsilksheets]

OH HAI THERE!

[halfwinchester]

mO__Om

All I want for Christmas is at least one surprise kiss that makes Adam stare at someone funny. I CAME FOR FREAKING ADAM OUT, I STAYED FOR MISTLETOE HIJINKS.

[algidity]

[seekingbrother]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yes Al will have all the blushing

Or horror when he's chased down a hall for the 213448645468th time

[appealingavarice]

Basically neither he nor Greed will have any clue wtf the deal is.

...and suddenly I have visions of Al and Greed being attacked for noncompliance and Ed would probably have some idea what the tradition is? But NO WAY IS HE SAYING GREED AND HIS BB BROTHER SHOULD KISS BECAUSE EW.

idk if it would make a good thread, but it was funny in my mind.

[askedforit]

At least one of Peter's kisses is going to Meg, but anyone else want in on this? XD

/brb laughing so hard

[ofletters]

WHO WANTS A KISS WITH THIS QT

[itsahotone]

time to collect the other Winchester, yes

[cowhouse]

Since Jesse will be doing some meandering trying to avoid... Everything, he's gotta come across some of this at some point.

Up for (awkward!) smooching... Or even more awkward swatting and running from fanged plants. DOES IT NEVER END?????

[algidity]

do you want company for either of those things?

[oncefairytale]

Amy is still too fiercely loyal to her husband at this point, but I'm not against random encounters under the mistletoe! Most of it will be cute little cheek kisses etc but if anyone wants to give her a challenge and make fun of her skills, she'll inform them she used to be a kissogram and go for it :3

And also it'd be hilarious if she was like "Sorry, no, I'm married" and then suddenly being attacked by mistletoe. Basically. This sounds cute and adorable and yes let's get.

[seekingbrother]

/quietly peeks?? 8D

[exvampirate]

Benny is like the worst person ever to kiss. He's so grouchy about it and just not sure why he has to. But look at how fun his beard will be. Come kiss the fuzzy vampire.

Graham is not sure if he hates this or likes that nothing is trying to murder him. He'll play by the rules, but be super awkward.

Jackson is mad because this shit can kill him and you all suck.

[oncefairytale]

All of these options seem great for inevitably being chased by vampire bat mistletoe when they try to politely steer away from it.