make a contract with me!

[redeyestakewarning]

Make a contract with me and become magical girls!

8D


... I mean hi, this is Snarky again - your Vincent Valentine mun - bringing in this super adorable totally not suspicious in the slightest cat rabbit thing with a giant fluffy tail. His name is Kyuubey and he will be more than happy to grant anyone's wishes and make them magical people and all that that entails, endowing them with the power to fight things and look amazing while doing so!

Unfortunately, he won't be able to grant any wishes that contradict the game's rules or bring other people here or send characters homes - but other stuff, like letting you have cheesecake with a dying relative who is also here or rendering a ruined limb fully functional again? He can totally do that. But well... you know how the saying goes. Be careful what you wish for! ;D

Within the next few days, I'll get a proper permissions / explanation post for this up!

In the meantime, I'm really excited to have this guy here! If you'd like to reach me for plotting or anything else, I'm on AIM and plurk as sargentsnarky.

Comments

[soldierfirst]

excuse you some of us look amazing while fighting things already

[redeyestakewarning]

but sephiroth you could look more amazing.

[petabytes]

I don't know if this was ever specified... can Kyuubey only make contracts with young girls, or with anyone?

[redeyestakewarning]

He states that pubescent girls were chosen because of how unstable and highly emotional they are, but he never states that he can't make contracts with others - just that they're a prime source. I've asked the mods, and they're okay with him making contracts with anyone here, since well -- teenage girls are in short supply here.

Though Chihiro.... ;D Wanna become a magical boy?

[petabytes]

what i have no idea what you're talking about

[redeyestakewarning]

Well you can be a magical girl instead, if you'd prefer! c: In fact - that can even be your wish...


(Sob I'm sorry I'm only vaguely familiar with Chihiro, to be honest, so I'm sorry if I get things a bit wrong here.)

[petabytes]

HAVING THIS OPTION IS ONLY GOING TO MAKE THINGS HARDER

(hehe it's ok, I was just being comically evasive)

[surpassedentropy]

GDI KYUUBEY

[redeyestakewarning]

HI THERE DIDJA MISS ME?

[surpassedentropy]

/PUNTS INTO ORBIT

NO.

[redeyestakewarning]

RUDE

[surpassedentropy]

that icon is terrifying

[redeyestakewarning]

As it should be! ^__^

[eatsyourscience]

Souji will not be sure he's happy to see Kyuubey again, because that dude is vaguely sinister. :|a






Eh, whatever, he's also fluffy.

[redeyestakewarning]

The fluffiest!


Souji c'mon you know you can't resist - he looks enough like a cat that you simply must pet him! Right?

[eatsyourscience]

Obviously right.

[redeyestakewarning]

got any wishes, Souji? :3

... as long as petting is a thing.

[eatsyourscience]

petting is always, always a thing.

[illbeeatingyou]

We should talk c:

[redeyestakewarning]

We definitely should.

Dick and Kyuubey might actually get along. They can be friends! And by friends I mean co-conspiritors in exploiting humanity for their own ends yaaaaay!

[illbeeatingyou]

Friends/co-conspirators sounds like a fantastic idea. Exploiting others always brings out the best in characters like these.

[redeyestakewarning]

It totally does! Kyuubey would be interested also in the Leviathan shapeshifting abilities, wondering if that sort of thing can combat entropy too. The Supernatural world would be so interesting to him....

Totally wrong account

[thepalehorseman]

Dick would be more than happy to trade a little information.

[emboldened]

omg cute. it's so cute.

[redeyestakewarning]

And unlike tribbles, he doesn't multiply!

[emboldened]

thank god for that

[distract]

LOOKIT HIM SO PRESH

[redeyestakewarning]

Pet him!

... and then make a wish! 8D

[distract]

I mean, this is definitely going to have to happen at some point. :3

[ribboning]

warily

stares

except not because early canon Madoka is early canon WHOOPS

/pets

[redeyestakewarning]

oh excellent!

Madoka, make a wish and become a magical girl! Make Homura's life worse!

[surpassedentropy]

KYUUBEY >:[

[redeyestakewarning]

HOMURA :3

Remember, Madoka wouldn't suffer so much if you hadn't wrapped so many timelines around her. I am just trying to help her out now. :3

No that's a lie he just wants you to stop interfering

[surpassedentropy]

Excuse you we don't talk about how Homura is the reason for suffering ok.

She will never stop, Kyuubey she's going to put a shock collar on you.

[ribboning]

No man, that deal sounds pretty sketch. But I'll flip flop about it and probably end up giving in for the finale??

[redeyestakewarning]

Sounds good to me! \o/ ALL THE ENERGY

I mean

You'll be the prettiest magical girl.

[seekingbrother]

Wishes, you say......................

[cursebreaking]

EXCELLENT.