Bioshock takeover, you say?

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Whatever gave you that idea?

Once upon a time... no, wait... A long time ag—

Ahem. Hello, I'm your resident Steinman. 
 
Please be gentle. I'm completely new to this place and the canon of most of your characters. This includes the pre-game whereabouts of any of you more advanced (read: sequel) Bioshockers. Sinclair, Lamb, etc: any of you want to establish past interactions with stupid sexy super sane Steinman? 

Introductory post will go up as soon as I have time to write it. Knowing me, that might take another day.

If you ever need to give me a helpful slap hint that I'm doing it wrong, just remember that I take direction well and that spankings are not a deterrent and we'll be fine.