I'VE WAITED THIRTY YEARS FOR THIS
Jul. 20th, 2015 12:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

Hi guys! Koji here, and this is my fourth character - Stan Pines from Gravity Falls (a life-ruining cartoon that I highly recommend you go watch). Some of you might have heard of him in passing because apparently his great niece and nephew Mabel and Dipper have been going around mentioning him to people. HOPEFULLY HE LIVES UP TO THE HYPE.
The shortest version is that he's a sixty-something old man who makes a living conning people out of their cash at a tourist trap in the woods, but Stan is not what he seems and he is very spoilery at the moment, but he's so cagey about his life and his actual goals that it'll be hard for you to get anything out of him right now anyway. He's from Not What He Seems, after the last gravity anomaly but before he sees the final result so he's...going to be pretty sure that these rips are his fault. Whoops.
There will be a log up soon for everyone to either give him a nice warm welcome or horrify him with their Mirrors! Anyone who tries to steal his fez for a sentimental item is getting a left hook in the face so that's probably not going to work out well for you. ♥