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happy new years, wonderland!

yessssssss, christmas is great and all but NEW YEARS AM I RIGHT?

we invite everyone to come do it TEEN WOLF STILES STYLE™, with a New Year's party that your favorite duo, ScottandStiles™, will be hosting. The party is going to be divided into two separate parts, which will be the pre-party in the afternoon, and the actual party which will be happening in the late evening! we're gonna post a network post to invite everyone on over, but close friends and people who might need to be shoved into a social interation might get a personal invitation ( lookin @ u derek hale )

pre-party ;

the Teen Wolf gaming room on the 9th floor has been transformed into a big big room, with movies and video games, and lots of comfy couches for everyone to laze about on. there's tons of really bad snacks for you to eat- sodas, chips, burgers, what have you. we have magic closets ok go wild. and is that an entire tray of Arby's curly french fries Stiles is holding? share you asshole.

you can see your excellent hosts racing their bunny ( named Bunny ) and turtle ( named Jar Jar Turtle ) ( go ahead, guess which belongs to which nerd ) in the hallway outside.

party-party ;

so it's damn could outside, so they'll be waiting until the last possible moment to head out, maybe around 11:30ish! and then everyone is gonna freeze their cute little butts off and watch the kind of underwhelming totally impressive, bad ass, way rad fireworks show that ScottandStiles™ put together. it's going to be great and definitely not result in brotherly wrassles happening instead of light shows. definitely. anyone who wants to help is free to do so pls do they really need it!

also everyone is gonna be getting a lot of poprocks because the closet thought it would be funny to give Scott those instead of fireworks the first dozen times. really. the joke just kept getting funnier and funnier. ty.

so enjoy, there's probably gonna be booze there too if someone remembers. drink responsibly kiddos!! comment here to plot or something if you wanna ♥ don't forget smoochies it's the most important part.