all I wanted was a clean house

[thestormcomes]

Hey guys, Alex here.

Yesterday I was vacuuming the house and I felt a series of loud POPS from the base of my spine, like someone had tasered me, before I collapsed. I went to the ER and after some x-rays they concluded that nothing bone-related or spine-related was wrong, but that I'd had a severe muscle strain.

Needless to say, it's pretty much incapacitating and moving is more of a chore than I'd like it to be. I'm on a whole slew of pain pills and demands for bedrest, so I apologize, but I'm going to have to take a slowatus. Sitting or standing in any position for a long period of time is excruciating.

Bear with me on slow replies, guys. This will affect Athos, Dean Winchester, Evelyn, and their respective mirrors.