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Hello roleplayers...
Look at my life.
My life a glorious cycle of song. Each day is full to the brim with adventure: rescuing kittens from firemen, taking skinheads bowling, building playground equipment for hungry orphans out ofthe bones of my enemies eco-friendly, consumer-recycled materials.
Look at your life. Now back to mine.
My life is a thing that can never go wrong. Unfortunately, your life isn't mine, but it could glitter like mine. I just apprehended an international jewel thief and confiscated conflict-free diamond solitaire pendants for each and every one of you.
These diamonds are now a hiatus.*
*Of one month because, let's face it,it takes a lot of kittens to feed an elder god this tan doesn't take care of itself.
Look at my life.
My life a glorious cycle of song. Each day is full to the brim with adventure: rescuing kittens from firemen, taking skinheads bowling, building playground equipment for hungry orphans out of
Look at your life. Now back to mine.
My life is a thing that can never go wrong. Unfortunately, your life isn't mine, but it could glitter like mine. I just apprehended an international jewel thief and confiscated conflict-free diamond solitaire pendants for each and every one of you.
These diamonds are now a hiatus.*
*Of one month because, let's face it,