SO ABOUT YOUR PHILIP-FLAVOURED SNACK. Anything on the "injured but not killed" spectrum is a+ by me. We already talked about it a bit, the only thing Philip really has at his disposal is a gun, and maybe some trickery with explosives in the tunnels.

Another joker card I can offer is that it turns out that mostly-but-not-actually-quite-human!Philip actually turns out to taste absolutely disgusting to ghouls and we pull an "EW, NEVER MIND THEN", shark attack style.